Where better to start than my London family - only one member is actually related to me but anyone who has moved down to London on their own will know that your friends become your family in the city. The capital can be a lonely place so you need your little urban family as a support network.
First off is French Boy, otherwise know as The Boss, he is my gorgeous other half and is solely responsible for my transformation from sequin hot pant wearing girlbander into sleek and sophisticated designer diva. French Boy hails from a chateau in the wine swigging hills of Bordeaux. He loves numbers, fifty pound notes, rules and red meat. The success of our relationship is down to two simple elements, 1) I obey the rules and 2) he is very good at faking admiration for my carefully constructed outfits. The rules range from putting cutlery correctly into the dishwasher to not leaving "crap"(jewellery,money,lip gloss,bags) on work surfaces. The rules must be obeyed at all times and do not apply to the rule creator. My outfits range from Mossy esque rock chic to Park Avenue Princess and all elements must be considered in aforementioned admiration. The Boss owns a club in the city and thinks everyone is hideous except for Megan Fox, Angelina and yours truly
Next up Baby. She is my crazy and fabulous little sister. She is famous around the London for various acts of champagne fuelled debauchery including being thrown out of world renowned Chinawhites for doing a gymnastic routine swinging from the gas pipes in the ceiling. She is PR manager at a west end club, is as blond as humanly possible and 4ft 11 and a half. It is not recommended to get on the wrong side of Baby, my Dad has nicknamed her The Rottweiler for her fiery temper and I would say that was a pretty accurate, if Rottweilers looked like Barbies' little sister!
Coulter and Franklin - we are an infamous trio and without one we don't feel complete so it seems only right to put them together on here. These girls are gorgeous, wild and the closest thing you'll get sisters without sharing the same mum and dad! They are the kind of girls who would do anything for you - this includes framing a photo from a shoot in which they look "hideous" because I look nice, as a birthday present - in model world, trust me this is the biggest act of selflessness you will ever come across! Franklin as a mysterious double life, she lives in Milton Keynes with her family and has a real job (you will not come across this very much in this blog) by day. By night and at weekends she is an all dancing, maneating it girl in London. Coulter also known as Nicole or Scottish is a presenter on a casino channel and is best known for her break dancing in VIP clubs! She is the queen of the forwards roll on the dance floor!
Benny - Benny/Princess Ben/Benjamina is a dancer and model and he considers my outfits when choosing his on nights out. He had the Alexander McQueen Skull scarf before me and wore a sequin hoody to match my sequin dress on my birthday. He is fabulous and snogs girls on very special nights out.
Neenie - she is blond, from Grimsby and always wears hotpants or crop tops - or both if we are very lucky! She is loud and scares southerners on a daily basis!She's the first one to jump/crawl on the table on a night out and usually the first one to fall off it!
Lara - lara is the only member of the urban family with a real job we are all unsure of what she actually does (including her most of the time) but we think it involves the government, pr, trains and a lot of cocktails. She is Portugese and can shake her ass accordingly! She has podium dance in the most ghetto of clubs for shoe money but we are not allowed to tell anyone this as she is considering running for parliament - whoops!
Dominique,Bex,Lucy,Zena and Tori - The rest of my girls dancer, dancer,dancer, model and singer in that order. Hard to find real friends in London especially in good old back stabbing show biz - but somehow I have found them and I will not let them go!!!
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